Some people count steps. We count tiles.
Mahjong Is My Cardio is for women who know the best workouts involve strategy, laughter, snacks, and just enough friendly competition.
Whether you're headed to your weekly mahjong game or just letting everyone know exactly where your priorities are, consider this your new uniform.
Embroidered on a soft, garment-washed 6-panel dad hat with that perfectly relaxed, lived-in feel. Available in Classic Navy and Khaki.
Details
Premium embroidered design
100% garment-washed cotton twill
Classic 6-panel low-profile dad hat
Soft, unstructured crown
Pre-curved visor
Adjustable snapback closure
One size fits most
Available in Classic Navy + Khaki
Count tiles, not calories.
Some people run marathons. Some of us run five minutes behind.
Running Late Is My Cardio is for the woman who fully intended to leave ten minutes ago — but needed to find her keys, answer one last text, change her shoes, and somehow start the dishwasher on the way out.
She's got places to go, people to see, and apparently absolutely no concept of how long it takes to get there.
Available in two colors because even chronically late women deserve options: Dark Green or Gold
Details
Relaxed Dad Hat
Premium embroidered design
100% garment-washed cotton twill
Classic 6-panel low-profile fit
Soft, unstructured crown
Pre-curved visor
Adjustable closure
One size fits most
Running late. Still showing up.
I love you. I’m just ready to go home.
Social Battery 1% is for the women who genuinely love their people — right up until the exact moment they’ve had enough people.
For leaving the party while you’re still having fun, declining the second location, putting your phone on Do Not Disturb, and knowing that sometimes the best plans are the ones you cancel.
Finished with our embroidered 1% battery icon, it’s available in two all-white styles: a classic Pure White Structured Hat or a relaxed Pure White Dad Hat.
White Structured Hat
Premium embroidered design
Classic 5-panel mid-profile fit
Cotton blend
Structured front panel
Pre-curved visor
Adjustable snapback closure
One size fits most
White Dad Hat
Premium embroidered design
100% garment-washed cotton twill
Classic 6-panel low-profile fit
Soft, unstructured crown
Pre-curved visor
Adjustable closure
One size fits most
I came. I socialized. I’m leaving.
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